The Master Chief Facts- The number 117 isn't just Master Chief's identification, it's the length of his penis... in yards. - There is no energy shield. Projectiles just stop before hitting the Chief. - Master Chief doesn't need weapons to kill things, the weapons need Master Chief - The Spartan Mark V armor actually broke because it couldn't contain Master Chief's awesomeness. - If the marines just stay out of his way, Master Chief can finish the entire Halo story before you can say 'Halo'. - The Chief did scare some Elites. So much that even their armor colors turned white, that's why there are white armored Elites. - MicrosoftThe Master Chief Facts
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Jenny LeeHer name was Jenny Karma And her middle name was Lee Jenny was as much a girl As any girl could beJenny Lee
She hated bugs And grass and dirt Ironed out every wrinkle That dared mar her skirt
Her hair never tangled Her smile never fell She gave every boyfriend No less than hell
Ricky was in love with her As anyone could see He was in love with such a girl Who's middle name was Lee
Her boyfriend was a football star At least that week he was His name was Robert Pinner And his brain was made of fuzz
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Half of Chapter 4 was inspired by the idea you gave me ^^
Thanks for em... If I EVER get this published (a final version not this one) you'll get uhhh 5... No 10%
Actually I'll have to think about that... Lol
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人生わ短い。
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You may never hear from me again. I've paid my do's, and now I'm outta here.
So long, I'm gonna go hide out in Mexico.
To anyone I've ever known, see you in hell.
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Our appeals have been ignored, it is now apparent that the Republic and the Jedi favor our enemy.
General, you are our last hope against the Huk in this war, may the spirits of our ancestors watch over you and your troops.
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You think I think an artist’s job is to speak the truth. An artist’s job is to captivate you for however long we’ve asked for your attention. If we’ve stumbled into truth we got lucky.
-Aaron Sorkin
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Tomed Ceht is a Demon Lord, and Demons must not be pushed....if you wish to keep your fingers...
~DutchDannyXSamClub
I H8 it wen ppl dnt tak teh tim 2 prprly spl a wrd
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